I swear i have absolutely no idea what women are thinking ok.I admit, i don't understand them, I don't get the signals.I am not getting it.Women, they are so subtle! everything they do is so subtle! men are not subtle.we are obvious. women know what men want, men know what men want.what do we want? we want women!
It is the only thing we know for sure! it really is.we want women.how do we get them? oh we don't know about that.nope we don't.This is why you see men honking car horns , talking loudly, riding footboards..these are the best ideas we've had so far!
The amazing thing is that we still get women.I mean you see men with women .how are these men getting women! many people wonder..
Now let me tell you a little bit about our organisation.we have our guys working where women are.every minute of the day, someone from our staff is there.may not be our best, but we are trying.
That's why i think men get frustrated.when we see women browsing through articles titled ' where to meet men'.we're here! we're everywhere!
we're honking our horns to serve you better.
(Seinfeld ,pilot episode 101)
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
There is not a god.or more.This is no rant against things that I wish I had but have not,or that a person that I wished I was and am not.this is not a rebuff for when I was not allowed to go do soo soo and went in front of the class.This is not because I am in a place where the pink pants(for men) are haute couture and su che ? saru che? sorry , no daaru che is the chant. This isnt on behalf of palkol whose love life has taken a rather steep dive and is as dry as the state and who has taken to going aaghad paachad sooper che to every passing bimbette.
This isnt because i didnt meet her.
One might look to other worldly interference in their lives because they look for strength to do what they can't(or won't) otherwise .
But so does high-on-two-rounds-of-weed reddy, and his method works wonders to tell the truth.getting high on vodka and/or weed just about enough is all you need to get past those blues.working towards actually solving the problem comes a bit later.
people look beyond because they do not look within.
This isnt because i didnt meet her.
One might look to other worldly interference in their lives because they look for strength to do what they can't(or won't) otherwise .
But so does high-on-two-rounds-of-weed reddy, and his method works wonders to tell the truth.getting high on vodka and/or weed just about enough is all you need to get past those blues.working towards actually solving the problem comes a bit later.
people look beyond because they do not look within.
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Pr()n
It is what you think it is.not that could not come up with anything else (which i didn't) or that i am absolutely shameless (which i am) to write such an article on a decent blog (which,unfortunately..)
Anyway , this is a major issue and should have been a part of the serious sunday blogs (oh! did i tell you i was following the star movies themes ? .friday fury, wednesday worries ..u know!) .
This is a major part of growing up in every guy's life(girls? hmm..) and college is place he gets introduced to it, unless hes *Ranganathan types who despite having a deceptively dud name transforms into prOn god dodgeviper by night who doles out manna by the gigabyte.
Deny it as much as one may everyone has seen some form of the educative material in his lifetime in college.We have the very adamant **Raghu who fervently claims that he has not witnessed any form of the natural act of copulation .so much so , that some of us actually decided to not let a mate down on his post-nuptials(no no not that drastic! perverts).
Anyhoo , the point is that the multibillion dollar industry which provides this valuable service which wouldnt have been a multibiliion dollar industry if we had not been introduced to it in the first place which wouldnt have happened if the ....damn! vicious circle.
I am best being terse.prOn rules.
There are people who get dangerously addicted and screw up their lives.more so because they cannot offer a satisfactory explanation at home as to what he spends his time doing (not every parent takes j***ing off mildly) .But they are few.Most get bored , which is good ,because continuing this habit outside the protective envelope of the college and trying to rent a rated cd can be a haranguing experience.
Enough bakwaas.
PS :The number of 'X's is a very important indicator of how much you wish to be shocked and awed(be careful what you ask for)
* names changed to protect privacy(and because i really dont know their names)
** names deliberately not changed .
*** those are just bleeps
Anyway , this is a major issue and should have been a part of the serious sunday blogs (oh! did i tell you i was following the star movies themes ? .friday fury, wednesday worries ..u know!) .
This is a major part of growing up in every guy's life(girls? hmm..) and college is place he gets introduced to it, unless hes *Ranganathan types who despite having a deceptively dud name transforms into prOn god dodgeviper by night who doles out manna by the gigabyte.
Deny it as much as one may everyone has seen some form of the educative material in his lifetime in college.We have the very adamant **Raghu who fervently claims that he has not witnessed any form of the natural act of copulation .so much so , that some of us actually decided to not let a mate down on his post-nuptials(no no not that drastic! perverts).
Anyhoo , the point is that the multibillion dollar industry which provides this valuable service which wouldnt have been a multibiliion dollar industry if we had not been introduced to it in the first place which wouldnt have happened if the ....damn! vicious circle.
I am best being terse.prOn rules.
There are people who get dangerously addicted and screw up their lives.more so because they cannot offer a satisfactory explanation at home as to what he spends his time doing (not every parent takes j***ing off mildly) .But they are few.Most get bored , which is good ,because continuing this habit outside the protective envelope of the college and trying to rent a rated cd can be a haranguing experience.
Enough bakwaas.
PS :The number of 'X's is a very important indicator of how much you wish to be shocked and awed(be careful what you ask for)
* names changed to protect privacy(and because i really dont know their names)
** names deliberately not changed .
*** those are just bleeps
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