Thursday, February 22, 2007

One track minds 2

I swear i have absolutely no idea what women are thinking ok.I admit, i don't understand them, I don't get the signals.I am not getting it.Women, they are so subtle! everything they do is so subtle! men are not subtle.we are obvious. women know what men want, men know what men want.what do we want? we want women!
It is the only thing we know for sure! it really is.we want women.how do we get them? oh we don't know about that.nope we don't.This is why you see men honking car horns , talking loudly, riding footboards..these are the best ideas we've had so far!
The amazing thing is that we still get women.I mean you see men with women .how are these men getting women! many people wonder..
Now let me tell you a little bit about our organisation.we have our guys working where women are.every minute of the day, someone from our staff is there.may not be our best, but we are trying.
That's why i think men get frustrated.when we see women browsing through articles titled ' where to meet men'.we're here! we're everywhere!
we're honking our horns to serve you better.


(Seinfeld ,pilot episode 101)

16 comments:

shaaaaaaam said...

spot on dude...i'd been intending to rite one on d same lines 4 quite smetime.....wont bother when smeone's already done me dat favor!

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry, i really am.. but i just cannot stop laughing right now.
:)

men do not know what women want.what makes you guys think we know?

dc said...

@lock

well i think i know you know. but then again, can't be sure .

blitzkrieg said...

What women want is beyond comprehension. What men want needs no mention.

Coming from the Vicar of babe tamers, an awesome post!! :P

Shubhankar said...

Every women wants one man to meet all her needs...while every man wants all the women to meet his one need :P

dc said...

@shubhankar

it is the same both ways.we all know how it works :P

Abhay said...

one of seinfeld's most celebrated comic bits...i used to laugh damn hard even at the reruns of that show :)

Utsav Mamoria said...

thats what happens when you put men ( Martians) and women ( venusians) on a strange planet like earth !!!

But just imagine had we known all about women, would there be any fun chasing them around?

dc said...

@utsav

haha .right you are

Avinash said...

terrific buddy !! for the first time i feel like appreciating u not for ur style but for ur cointent.. its so real.. u have voiced the feelings of so many of us.. I am proud of u darling !! Kudos !!

supraja suresh said...

gives a total despo impression.... lol...

Sameera said...

i have no idea whose piece this is after u put in an unoriginal there

but mast post !!
really liked it..the style especially

Anonymous said...

new post please. )

Deepu said...

r u degala by any means ?

read ur comment on my blog and couldn't comprehend hu exactly u r.

BTW nice post.. as someone said gives a despo impression...

Anonymous said...

Cant stop laughing =))

And well, keep honking, sum1 is sure to listen :P

Ok ok, dont scowl, i'll call sometime *sheepish grin* *i'm so sorry look*

Unknown said...

Seinfeld Rocks!!!
and for that matter, so does Kramer!!!